Abby the weird. Suck it~

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

(via get-into-the-snogbox)

evil-sherlock-holmes:

bellabracha:

Vulcans don’t like getting wet

Cats don’t like getting wet

Vulcans are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions

Cats are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions

Conclusion: Vulcans are cats

your logic is sound

(via get-into-the-snogbox)

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

(via crimesolvinghusbands)

wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

(via luminousrogue)

bakerstreetbabes:

Yes, you did.

(via jerseydigger)

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

(via crowleysbestblackeyedslut)

critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes 

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

• Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
• Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
• Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
• Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.

 

Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.

(via mitunas-choice-rump)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

phenomenallyextraordinary123:

lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

(via mitunas-choice-rump)

thescienceofjohnlock:

keepsfollowingmeeverywhere:

Let’sDrawSherlock, ‘music challenge’

London Calling cover:

The Clash (on of my favourite bands. Amazing picture of Paul Simonon smashing his bass)

Sherlock Holmes (well… smashing his violin)

Love this.