when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework
because it’s romantic. while everbody’s sleeping. in the middle of the night. it’s so guiet. it’s only u and ur homework. teardrops falling down…
Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
my pussy > the Beatles
Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.
Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life
I think it’s 911…
i think i live in england…
jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf:
remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge
the actual reason greyback bit remus:
the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
How much do you think Bones regrets bringing Jim back from the dead when Jim struts around the Enterprise singing “Radioactive”?