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I came, I reblogged some posts, I died.

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:



DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE


#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
YES

abunchofsouvenirs:

sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

because it’s romantic. while everbody’s sleeping. in the middle of the night. it’s so guiet. it’s only u and ur homework. teardrops falling down…

(Source: sassykardashian, via gonesherlocking)

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

(via uwotm8y8)

bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the Beatles

Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.

Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy

(via thatgayone)

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

skipthestigma:

ktbakerstreet:

#what u say about my box

I LOVE HER SHE IS SO UNIMPRESSED BY THE DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW

(Source: deborahkerr, via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf:

remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge


the actual reason greyback bit remus:

the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

captainkirkmccoy:

How much do you think Bones regrets bringing Jim back from the dead when Jim struts around the Enterprise singing “Radioactive”?

(via star-trek-and-loki-love)

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

(via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)